Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Pluto Hell

Pluto may have been demoted as a planet, but it is alive and well, and ready to kick some butt according to Michael Lutin's Horoscope U.S.A. in Vanity Fair's January 2007 issue. Following the standard Hollywood script, hero-America goes through turmoil due to "a planetary configuration not seen since 1776", but comes out alive and stronger in the end -- his hedonistic soul all cleansed.
Screwball read guaranteed.