It's official: Holy Water has made it to the supermarket shelves, courtesy of a California entrepreneur. The holy bottles come with a warning label: "If you are a sinner or evil in nature, this product may cause burning, intense heat, sweating, skin irritations, rashes, itchiness, vomiting, bloodshot and watery eyes, pale skin color, and oral irritations."
If you are an irreducible sinner, you can pay for the divine drink with new dollar coins that made it past inspection and into circulation without the (in)famous "In God We Trust." A divine intervention, perhaps? Click here if you wish to confess.
If you are an irreducible sinner, you can pay for the divine drink with new dollar coins that made it past inspection and into circulation without the (in)famous "In God We Trust." A divine intervention, perhaps? Click here if you wish to confess.
