Hummer punk who almost run me over on the pedestrian crossing; entered the Wild Oats parking lot the wrong way; immediately exited it the *other* wrong way; narrowly missed hitting two cars; all the while blissfully oblivious of his tardiness, deeply engaged as he was in a hand-held -- of course -- cell phone conversation while trying to maneuver his planet-farting barge. Three letters: RPG. Dude, Step One: Get yourself a hands-free phone. May we suggest this Carry Sperry-designed duct-tape headset? Perfect for your tête à claques.photo Dogtown Ink via Curbed LA
